Emeril Lagasse Flips Out in New York City

SELLER: Emeril LagasseLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $15,000,000SIZE: 6,900 square feet, 6 full and 2 half bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Today we've opted for reasons well not explain to ride the coat tails of New York Post who appear to be the first to report that celebrity chef and culinary mini-tycoon Emeril Lagasse has flipped his nicely dressed limestone-clad New York City townhouse on the market...

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The Real Estate Tale of Amar'e Stoudemire: Part II

Yesterday Your Mama started our lengthy two-part odyssey on the many recent real estate activities of professional basketball player Amar'e Stoudemire that included a spin 'round the decidedly meretricious single-story mansion in Southwest Ranches, FL he recently scooped up for a hefty $3,700,000. Today we continue our delve into the depths of Mister Stoudemire's real estate matters with a more complete...

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The Real Estate Tale of Amar'e Stoudemire: Part I

BUYER: Amar'e StoudemireLOCATION: Southwest Ranches, FLPRICE: $3,700,000SIZE: 14,555 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms (total)YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Before any of y'all get to sassin' do hear this: Your Mama well knows we are tardy to this here celebrity property party. None-the-less, we think can offer, in our shamelessly and shamefully wind-baggish two-part series, a more complete picture of...

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Pam Anderson Puts Malibu Beach House Up for Rent

OWNER: Pam AndersonLOCATION: Malibu, CAPRICE: $20,000/week or $75,000/monthSIZE: 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms (plus a backyard wigwam)YOUR MAMAS NOTES: A little birdie out in the Bu came chirp-chirping along this morning to let Your Mama know that bodacious (h)actress Pam Anderson has put her recently completed "Romantic Malibu Beach House" up for lease on the Vacation Rental By Owner website (VRBO)...

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Is Bruce Willis Bailing on Hailey?

SELLER: Bruce WillisLOCATION: Hailey, IDPRICE: $15,000,000SIZE: 8,403 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: The turkey tryptophans have left Your Mama more than a little drowsy today but we none the less want to give the children who aren't shopping their little holiday hearts out a little celebrity real estate tidbit to chew on this Black Friday.As was reported earlier in the week...

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Happy Thanksgiving...

...From Your Mama, the Dr. Cooter, our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly, our mean ol' pussy Sugar and a few classic mid-century modern houses in Palm Springs.   photos: Your Mama...

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Let's Look-see at Sue Mengers' Bev Hills Party Pad

SELLER: estate of Sue MengersLOCATION: Beverly Hills, CAPRICE: $4,995,000SIZE: 4,434 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: All the children know that brevity ain't Your Mama's strong point. However, because we're well beyond fashionably late to this particular real estate party and because we have a very complicated pumpkin cheesecake with gingersnap cookie crust to make–from scratch,...

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Chris Brown Snags Sexy New Crib in Hollywood Hills

BUYER: Chris BrownLOCATION: Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $1,550,000SIZE: 2,473 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen chickens, Your Mama wouldn't know a Chris Brown ditty if it walked up, kicked us hard in the soft of our shin and called us a jive-talkin' turkey. What little we know about the young R&B/pop musician comes exclusively from what we've read on the blogs and in the...

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Beyoncé's Momma Doin' It Again in Manhattan

SELLER: Tina KnowlesLOCATION: New York City, NYPRICE: $5,600,000SIZE: 1,729 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: It was just a couple too-short months ago that Your Mama dissed and discussed the 2.6 acre Houston, TX estate owned by Tina Knowles–that's Beyoncé's momma–and listed with an asking price of $3,499,000. If the children will put on their thinking caps they might recall...

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Monday Morning Link: Huguette Clark

Buckle up butter beans because Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Bill Dedman filed his latest installment on MSNBC.com regarding the saga of wickedly rich and recently deceased copper heiress, doll collector and hardcore recluse Huguette Clark. And, children, it is a doozy.Mister Dedman combs through, chronicles and details court documents filed in relation to the legal battle brewing over the dispensation...

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Beau Bridges Lists (Again) In Horsey Hidden Hills

SELLER: Beau BridgesLOCATION: Hidden Hills, CAPRICE: $2,850,000SIZE: 7,000 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6 bathroomsYOUR MAMAS NOTES: Always working actor and Tinseltown scion Beau Bridges–his father is Emmy-nominated Lloyd and his younger brother is Oscar-winner Jeff–briefly had his house in the horsey Hidden Hills enclave in the far western suburbs of Los Angeles, CA on the market in the spring of 2010...

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